chiggidy chiggidy chizance.

there you go. a high school male; truly the worst ever.
in every event he could screw up he did.
in the two events he did not get last, it was because of others' faults, not because of his successes.

http://www.reinverlad.com/index.html
read that.

for an explanation, read...
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/business/orl-eola0306mar03,0,3740057.story?coll=orl-business-utility

...THIS is why we blog.